Nobody expects.........
THE MONTY PYTHON
INQUISITION
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Nobody expects......... THE MONTY PYTHON INQUISITION |
So, ya think you're clever eh? Well ...... we'll see about that! Test you're wits in the Glennaldo Inquisition. Try you're Monty Python Trivia and see just how clever you really are......
1) Who won the FA Cup final in 1978?
a) Man Utd beat Liverpool
2-1
b) Ipswich beat Arsenal 1-0
c) Arsenal beat Man Utd. 3-2
d)
West Ham beat Arsenal 1-0
2) The annual budget of the Ministry of Silly Walks is.... a) 348,000,000 Omani Rials b) 348,000,000 pounds c) 348,000,000 pounds (less than National Defense, Social Security, health and education) d) None of the above 3) How many votes did silly party candidate Jethro
Q Bonwackit Walrus-Titty take at Leicester on erection (when Chinese men vote)
night? |
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4) Which of the following is not an item offered by Whizzo
Chocolate Factory?
a) Spam, spam, bacon, spam, sausage, bacon, spam, spam,
spam, bacon an spam.
b) Crunchy Frog
c) Ramsbladder Cup
d) Anthrax
Ripple
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5) The one great Austrian composer whose name has
so sadly been neglected over the years is... a) Wayne Kerr b) Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernshplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle- burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-harowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleesein-bahnwagen-gutenbend-bitte-ein-nurnburger von Haupkopft of Ulm c) Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernshplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle- burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-harowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-speltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleesein-bahnwagen-gutenbend-bitte-ein-nurnburger von Haupkopft of Ulm d) both b & C |
6) How many times has Middlesborough won the FA Cup?
a) once
b) twice
c) 758
d) three
7) Which of the following has the least Spam in it? a) Spam, spam, spam, bacon, sausage, baked beans and spam b) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, sausages, spam without the sausages c) spam, bacon, eggs, sausages without the sausages d) spam, egg, sausage and spam 8) which of the following was "A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he was pissed" a) Socrates b) Plato c) Dan Quayle d) Aristotle |
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9) There is no question #9?
10) What are the chief weapons of the Spanish Inquisition?
a)
fear, surprise, enormous devotion to the pope and torture
b) fear,
surprise, torture, a ruthless efficiency
c) fear, surprise, torture and
pretty pink costumes
d) fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and enormous
devotion to the pope
Answer Key:
| 1) b | 2) c | 3) c | 4) a | 5) b |
| 6) trick question - Middlesborough
have never won the FA cup! |
7) d | 8) a | 9) e | 10) d |
How You scored:
| 9-10 | MONTY! You cheated obviously!The sign of the reptile. You are slithery and untrustworthy, slimy, sneaky, foul and altogether fabulous. |
| 6-8 | SMART BUNT! You are clever but you can't pronounce the letter "B". You must live in the bountry and drive a big bar. |
| 5-7 | LUMBERJACK! You have a tendancy to put on cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. Perhaps you should move to British Columbia. |
| 1-3 | HEDGEHOG! You are a bit prickly and largely inedible. However the real you is all soft and squishy inside, especially when you have just been run over. |
| 0 | WANKER! Not to good at scoring are we? Use plenty of vaseline, and watch out for repetitive strain syndrome, and weakening of the wrist muscles. |
Tally up yer scores and submit them to glennaldo_sf@hotmail.com
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